Here are a few gems that made me laugh. Enjoy!

I always see skinny people running.

It was so hot in there I almost sweat my perm out.

Girl 1: Look. That bumper sticker says “I miss Bill.”
Girl 2: Who’s Bill?
Girl 1: Bill Clinton!
Girl 2: Well . . . where he at?

7 Responses to “Funny things I heard in the van today . . .”

  1. Leann Says:

    Awesome. :)

  2. Susan Says:

    Love the first one. I always think that people I see coming from Wild Oats grocery look skinny and ill. Or maybe its just because I’m fair and fat?

  3. ryan Says:

    Susan » My favorite is the perm one. Who knew you could sweat a perm out!?

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  5. Anonymous Says:

    spaced out dude!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol

    – c.j.

  6. raven pendleton Says:

    i have heard you say so many funny and dum things. like give Mr.Ryan a hug over and over again. Also have a great day. and more funny stuff!!

  7. ryan Says:

    @raven pendleton: You have not!!! Now, give me a hug!

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